Monday, March 29, 2010

Will Patna ever be able to own an IPL franchisee….

 

IPL as written is just taken as a mirror to showcase the inner view of the much hoopla about this city advancing its assets by leaps and bounds.

So for me personally the question remains “Is the city really developing? ”.  Last time the city had hosted an international fixture was way too long ago with kind of un-smoothe going. Even the states have started  having possession of multiple franchisees. But as far as i can see with zero infrastructural advancement visible how is it possible for some magnate to buy a team for the state. The only sphere in which the states has been able to produce bigwigs is the politics. And leave behind the case of buying an IPL representation they have not been able to shell out a penny for all the masses who have powered to positions they hold.  These assholes can shell out huge sums for arranging rallies across the states for creating divides among those same masses based on cultural or religious lines. Why the fuck they cant concentrate on the developmental work as they pledge out while taking oaths for the big positions in the central or state cabinets? Even if they use the public funds to buy IPL team for the state i am sure the team name would be PATNA POLITICOS. lol…

Anyway this would mean deviating away from the things and the issues that come out when you read between the IPL lines if i go on cursing them for the Yuck they have made out of a gem province. 

The thing is that no renowned face would ever buy the thing for us.Why would they when it take fucking ten years to complete some project here then another ten just to come out of the controversies related and do the inauguration.

Okay if i have been boring you people in this text hear is some fun added to it just for you guys.  Also it would be kind of pun as it would bring out some sense.

Many of us would have watched the match that was played between Mumbai Indians and Chennai Super Kings.  There were many bolly-starlets in the stands to cheer for their team. Mainly visible to me as far as i could see were Farhan Akhtar, Geeta Basra, Arjun Rampal,Kunal Kapoor and many more. Imagine a team of our state playing on its home turf in the Moin-ul-Haq stadium.

Let the team be PATNA POLITICOS. Then the in the celeb stands the people there to support the home team would be the famous who’s who. Cheering the the team would be the Laloos, the Paswans, the Nitishes and other mafias. As imaginable with the location of the stadium sand-witched between the politicos and the mafias there would be a huge mass of misled students who’s immense enthusiasm has never been tapped to end up with something constructive but has always been pioneered in some kind of wrongdoing. One possibility is also there of having a stand for the setters providing easy access for the students to get themselves registered for the upcoming entrance exams and thus earn some easy cash. Then there is also possibility of having few policemen as security measures as in Patna security is of least concern as everyone is self secured.

But one thing is for sure the match atmosphere would be great and electric. Specially for the match against the Mumbai Indians.lol..

Not to forget about the team composition the team would fill in as per the government qouta system with some Paswan craving for more and more moslem and mahadalits inclusion.

And believe me the match would definetly be a hit being the last match in the IPL history with IPL banned forever in future as some mishap would always be on the cards being the most happening thing to have occurred on a cricketing turf .

I wonder when would these assholes grow up and when fuck would the great mass of a gem province wake up from the sleep induced to them by these so political demigods.

Why don’t you people understand they can never be your well wisher fellahs.You have to develop in your minds to be a big developed state.

Grow up Patna!!@@!!

Till then i am also feeling lil drowsy.

CHAO!!@@!!

15 comments:

Sourin said...

Itz really true....M tellin dis inspite of spending 3 years of my life in Patna....These 3 years suck more than nythin in my life....Talkin of Politics....Even I have seen this fukin politics takin place in every single event in our COLLEGE....Politics really sucks....

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shashank said...

well i wud lyk to contradict ma dear frnd....politics does nt prevail only in bihar but its in every corner of dis wrld....n dude,every place needz some time to change....u cant expect tht dis place wud become NEW YORK city overnight....give it some time n m pretty sure changes wud b visible:)

shashank said...

@tarun


n dun u think derez bettah thingz to b done rather than buying an IPL franchisee....wat gud will it do u da state dude!!!!


i wud rather b in da favour of investing da same money in da betterment of da state

Ode to Hades said...

@shashank

i guess this was never intended to tarnish the state's image. its was always pun intended.

and by the way why on earth the money is not being put into the so-called betterment of the state.

@IPL

its never an issue at ol.

Sourin said...

dear shashank...

u takin abt politics n every nook n corner f our country....but i bet u the kind f politics prevailin n bihar is "DIRTY"....I didnt get any better word to describe it....And u expect Bihar to become New York....Fuck It Dude....It wont get even nearer to Pune n other Cities of our country....I m not goin anywhere....and I guarantee if any day it becomes better tell me....I will do nythin u wish....So until then dont boast about fukin BIHAR....It sucks....and it will always suck....Wanna BET it....Come On DUDE....I m READY....

shashank said...

@tarun


well i hav no idea abt tht....


i just said tht investement of money for da betterment iz a bettah suggestion....


n by da way,where da hell does dis blog suggest tht it iz pun intended!!!




@sourin


well dude,m nt boastin abt da state....why shud i!!!!!


n if u so very dislike dis place,why r u still residing ova here??????


n BTW,i neva said it wud becum new york city ovanite,i just said tht ur statements show tht u guyz xpect it to develop within dayz which iz nt possible in india b it patna or pune:D

Sourin said...

i m here cause i have to take my degree....thats it....after that i dont have any intentions to come over here....

Ode to Hades said...

@redemption

itz a bit silly fellah if u pick the pun in the concerned post...would be kindda pun....reading btw IPL lines, et ol...so chk it twice...

@sourin

dun forget.. woteva u are, and how so ever bestial in this lifz woods ye get....
ITZ CUZ OF THIS PLACE NLY....

Ode to Hades said...

takka chill pill u fellahs....

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#@R$# SPEAKS said...

well takin an aghast frm da brnin debate..do consider da prizes or rather da vallantry awards dat wud await in da presentation ceremony......most FORWARDS BALLS faced by a MAHADALIT....FORWARD or BACKWARD OF D DAY etc....

@sourin : u dnt need to spill beans babe.ya 4 sure dis plac z givin u a degree.......isn't it excitin to b politically correct dt to being in a place where u hv so many options to take a stance......

@ danav: ya dis plac sucks smtyms....given alone an inborne assotiation i guess even u wud nt call it da first place to choose.bt nyways bro i m still takin mah stance on bihar syd..........

shashank said...

@tarun


well i checked it thrice....i neva found a pun in da whole of ur blog...



@harsh


well,dis place may nt b ur first choice,but m sure it wud become a bettah place to live in due course of time:)

n thts awl i wanted to say:)

Ode to Hades said...

so a happies endings....cheeeeez!!@@!!

avinash chaudhary said...

i do agree wid u frnd that today patna is not a very great city to dwell in but i can bet on this that patna can hold an ipl franchise and its going to cum very soon.

cum on yar bring ur specs down and reckon the fact that bihar iz d 2nd largest growing economy for the past two years despite such odds.so frnd just keep ur fingers crossed.things have changed sum r changing n d rest is going 2 change soon.....